a better place, a better time.
i feel like everything's falling apart.

rofl i have no friends
i hate everything.

i’m just gonna go disappear to canada with matt now.

fml.

it’s 11:11, make a wish.

my computer's like narrating everything i do.

like if i open up a new tap in firefox this guy’s voice goes FIREFOX AS A NEW TAB OPENED

and since i just had the capslock on, the same guy’s voice as all “caps lock on….. caps lock off.”

dgandlghadlhnjswjjf.

can anyone tell me how to make him stop talkingg?

theearthisnotacolddeadplace:

fuckyeahtravisbarker:

Travis Barker remixes Drake’s “Forever”, featuring Kanye West, Lil Wayne and Eminem

theearthisnotacolddeadplace:

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i was watching the news, and there was this cop, driving either 94 or 84 mph, with no siren, no lights, and with no mission, so no reason to be driving so fast.

he went through an intersection, smashed into another car, and killed two teenagers.

the only thing they’ve done to him so far, is suspend him temporarily, with pay, while they investigate further.
it’s fucking stupid.

if they don’t do anything legit to him, it’s gonna give all the kids in my town who are all “FTP. FUCK EVERYTHING. MY LIFE STYLE IS SUPERIOR.” a reason to act that way.

shit drives me crazy.

fuckyeahrusselwhorable:

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